I got this from a 老友记 website Sofurry.com and don't say i messed up it was an idea i had [This is kate secretly doing it with backdraft
It was early morning after a night of fun after the howl but Humphrey felt something was wrong like something happened to Kate cause when he rolled over she wasn't there. He thought she had gotten up already but when he went to the 厨房 she wasn't there and she wasn't one the 长椅, 沙发 'where the hell is she' 说 Humphrey so he sat on the 长椅, 沙发 and waited till Kate entered then he broke lose getting all on her for leaving and not saying nothing [Little did he know she was secretly dating Backdraft behind Humphrey's back] Humphrey: Where the hell were 你 how come 你 didn't say nothing huh 婊子, 子 i remember 你 promising that 你 would let me know when 你 leave huh what the fuck happened to that!

Kate: Where was i 你 really wanna know i was at my moms house cause she checked me out and turns out I'm pregnant!

Humphrey: Nag Nag Nag do 你 think i give two shit at the moment and thats all we need is a kid Don't 你 get that a kid is gonna be the relationship ender and 你 know it!

Kate: It was 你 who got me pregnant in the first place maybe 你 should have stopped even if i begged you!

Humphrey: maybe we shouldn't have done what 你 wanted cause that got 你 pregnant Besides i have work so i must be going now 爱情 你 bitch!

as Humphrey walks out Kate yells 'You forgot 你 god dam Key 你 flea bitten fag!'

Humphrey comes storming in and grabs Kate 由 the throat. Humphrey:What was that remark about me!

Kate: Your a flea bitten Fag[Kate makes a choking sound] and Humphrey throws her down and grabs his key and goes to the 车库 and gets in his 奥迪 R8 and drive off to work. Meanwhile Kate invites Backdraft over to hang out and about a 小时 later Kate and Backdraft are in position to mate but something holds Kate back then Backdraft penetrates Kate and she moans and then Humphrey steps in and Kate acts like she is being raped 由 saying 'Humphrey help' and Humphrey knocks out Backdraft.