James Brennan: Satin lives.
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Mike Connell: Hey, James... 你 still have anymore of those baby joints?
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Joel: [after getting hit in the head with a corn-dog] That was a whole corndog!
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Tommy Frigo: James, don't get all drunk and fall asleep 或者 anything.
James Brennan: Why not?
Tommy Frigo: Because I'll jack off on your face.
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James Brennan: Yeah, Frigo was my best friend. Then, I turned four.
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Em Lewin: [to James, after he has been punched in the balls 由 Frigo] What the hell was that?
James Brennan: It's just my life.
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Eric: Fuck this weed is good.
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Joel: [playing arcade game] Two options: I can play it safe, pick them off from back here, 或者 I can rush into the breach 枪 a blazing, make a run to the cortex and... bombs away!
[sound of beating a level]
Joel: "Audentes Fortunas Juvat", Fortune Favors the Bold. Virgil 说 that.
Em Lewin: I'm sure Virgil had Bionic Mutant in mind.
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Em Lewin: [after her stepmom tells her to apologize to her] I don't owe 你 shit
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Joel: What's the point of being a writer 或者 an artist anyway? Herman Melville wrote fuckin' Moby Dick, he was so poor and forgot 由 the time he died that in his obituary they called him Henry Melville. 你 know, like why bother? They're just going to forget our fuckin' names anyway. I heard Em went back to New York.
James Brennan: I wish it didn't end like that, I should've - I don't know.
[Beat]
James Brennan: Your Herman Melville story that - that's bullshit.
Joel: It's true, they called him Henry.
James Brennan: No, I mean, he wrote a seven-hundred page allegorical novel about the whaling industry. I think he was a pretty passionate guy, Joel. I hope they call me Henry when I die, too.
Joel: One can only hope
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James Brennan: [Falco's Rock Me Amadeus song is played once again at the amusement park] 耶稣 Fucking Christ! They play this song like 20 times a day!
Joel: Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists!
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[last lines]
James Brennan: Are we doing this?
Em Lewin: Yeah, I think we are.
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Guest: I 爱情 what you've done with the house.
Francy: Thank you.
Mr. Lewin: It's clean.
Em Lewin: I thought the house was a lot nicer the way my mum used to have it, it's pretty barfirific if 你 ask me.
Francy: Is that some kind of joke Emily?
Em Lewin: No, it's not.
Francy: I think 你 own me an apology right now.
Em Lewin: I don't owe 你 shit.
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James Brennan: I think somebody was trying to write "Satan Lives" on that 墙 but they spelled it "Satin Lives".
Em Lewin: One of those textile worshiping cults no doubt.
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Joel: We pay little Malaysian kids 10 cents a 日 to make these toys, we can't just *give* them away.
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Joel: [looking at 鱼 bowls] A little 更多 than 40% of these 鱼 are dead.
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Sue O'Malley: What are 你 majoring in?
Joel: Russian literature and Slavic languages.
Sue O'Malley: Oh wow, that's pretty interesting. What career track is that?
Joel: Cabby, hot dog vendor, 大麻 delivery guy. The world is my oyster.
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Sue O'Malley: [drunk, helped to her feet 由 Joel] You're so strong-ish.
Joel: I'll take that.
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Em Lewin: [yelling at Sue] 你 know 你 don't deserve to 日期 Joel. You're an anti-Semitic asshole, what do 你 like hate gay people too? Do 你 support apartheid?
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Park customer: [throws ball at dummy's hat, nothing happens] I hit that thing dead on!
Joel: Yet he still retains his chapeau.
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Em Lewin: [to James] Can 你 stop saying "intercourse"?
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Bobby: Brennan, 你 been toking up?
James Brennan: What?
Bobby: 你 been drinking drugs?
James Brennan: [nervously] No.
Paulette: Your eyes are red. Have 你 been crying?
James Brennan: Yea, maybe like a little bit.
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Sue O'Malley: [turning down a 日期 from Joel] He told my parents. We're Catholic. He told my parents that you're Jewish.
Joel: Oh, but I'm an atheist, maybe 更多 of a pragmatic nihilist I guess 或者 an existential pagan if 你 will...
Sue O'Malley: Yeah, yeah um, but my parents are really strict. Sorry.
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Bobby: Hey, litterbug! In the clown mouth!
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James Brennan: I am amazed at how tiny my paycheck is.
Joel: We are doing the work of lazy, pathetic morons.
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James Brennan: My theory is 你 can't just avoid everybody 你 screw up with. 你 can trust me on that because I'm a New Yorker.
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Mike Connell: Hey, James... 你 still have anymore of those baby joints?
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Joel: [after getting hit in the head with a corn-dog] That was a whole corndog!
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Tommy Frigo: James, don't get all drunk and fall asleep 或者 anything.
James Brennan: Why not?
Tommy Frigo: Because I'll jack off on your face.
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James Brennan: Yeah, Frigo was my best friend. Then, I turned four.
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Em Lewin: [to James, after he has been punched in the balls 由 Frigo] What the hell was that?
James Brennan: It's just my life.
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Eric: Fuck this weed is good.
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Joel: [playing arcade game] Two options: I can play it safe, pick them off from back here, 或者 I can rush into the breach 枪 a blazing, make a run to the cortex and... bombs away!
[sound of beating a level]
Joel: "Audentes Fortunas Juvat", Fortune Favors the Bold. Virgil 说 that.
Em Lewin: I'm sure Virgil had Bionic Mutant in mind.
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Em Lewin: [after her stepmom tells her to apologize to her] I don't owe 你 shit
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Joel: What's the point of being a writer 或者 an artist anyway? Herman Melville wrote fuckin' Moby Dick, he was so poor and forgot 由 the time he died that in his obituary they called him Henry Melville. 你 know, like why bother? They're just going to forget our fuckin' names anyway. I heard Em went back to New York.
James Brennan: I wish it didn't end like that, I should've - I don't know.
[Beat]
James Brennan: Your Herman Melville story that - that's bullshit.
Joel: It's true, they called him Henry.
James Brennan: No, I mean, he wrote a seven-hundred page allegorical novel about the whaling industry. I think he was a pretty passionate guy, Joel. I hope they call me Henry when I die, too.
Joel: One can only hope
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James Brennan: [Falco's Rock Me Amadeus song is played once again at the amusement park] 耶稣 Fucking Christ! They play this song like 20 times a day!
Joel: Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists!
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[last lines]
James Brennan: Are we doing this?
Em Lewin: Yeah, I think we are.
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Guest: I 爱情 what you've done with the house.
Francy: Thank you.
Mr. Lewin: It's clean.
Em Lewin: I thought the house was a lot nicer the way my mum used to have it, it's pretty barfirific if 你 ask me.
Francy: Is that some kind of joke Emily?
Em Lewin: No, it's not.
Francy: I think 你 own me an apology right now.
Em Lewin: I don't owe 你 shit.
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James Brennan: I think somebody was trying to write "Satan Lives" on that 墙 but they spelled it "Satin Lives".
Em Lewin: One of those textile worshiping cults no doubt.
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Joel: We pay little Malaysian kids 10 cents a 日 to make these toys, we can't just *give* them away.
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Joel: [looking at 鱼 bowls] A little 更多 than 40% of these 鱼 are dead.
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Sue O'Malley: What are 你 majoring in?
Joel: Russian literature and Slavic languages.
Sue O'Malley: Oh wow, that's pretty interesting. What career track is that?
Joel: Cabby, hot dog vendor, 大麻 delivery guy. The world is my oyster.
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Sue O'Malley: [drunk, helped to her feet 由 Joel] You're so strong-ish.
Joel: I'll take that.
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Em Lewin: [yelling at Sue] 你 know 你 don't deserve to 日期 Joel. You're an anti-Semitic asshole, what do 你 like hate gay people too? Do 你 support apartheid?
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Park customer: [throws ball at dummy's hat, nothing happens] I hit that thing dead on!
Joel: Yet he still retains his chapeau.
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Em Lewin: [to James] Can 你 stop saying "intercourse"?
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Bobby: Brennan, 你 been toking up?
James Brennan: What?
Bobby: 你 been drinking drugs?
James Brennan: [nervously] No.
Paulette: Your eyes are red. Have 你 been crying?
James Brennan: Yea, maybe like a little bit.
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Sue O'Malley: [turning down a 日期 from Joel] He told my parents. We're Catholic. He told my parents that you're Jewish.
Joel: Oh, but I'm an atheist, maybe 更多 of a pragmatic nihilist I guess 或者 an existential pagan if 你 will...
Sue O'Malley: Yeah, yeah um, but my parents are really strict. Sorry.
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Bobby: Hey, litterbug! In the clown mouth!
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James Brennan: I am amazed at how tiny my paycheck is.
Joel: We are doing the work of lazy, pathetic morons.
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James Brennan: My theory is 你 can't just avoid everybody 你 screw up with. 你 can trust me on that because I'm a New Yorker.