Finn, Jake, And the legit Demon Blood Sword...

So this 文章 is written 由 a 40k madman! It's about the "ditch" 或者 "whole" on Adventure Times Earth caused 由 the 蘑菇 bomb.. It is 说 that it was the humans folt.. yup. But not just any Humans. Infact it was probably an Imperial Inquisitor who gave the orders.. the orders for an exterminatus! What is an exterminatus? Lexicanum will explain..

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(although 你 still wont understand nothing 'cause you're probably not all 40k)
Now the order was executed and the planet was bombed (probably 'cause of some heretic scum) Yet Finn survived! Weheyy!! But as the last human.. Now thanks to...

*intro*[At first humans and 吸血鬼 were never meant to be, untill just two thousand years 以前 but that is why humans started to perish because war broke out between humans and 吸血鬼 because most 吸血鬼 saw humans as 食物 the others only ate the color red from fruits and berries .The war between humans and 吸血鬼 was so powerful it caused the to worlds oooo and aaaa to colide killing most of the humans that weren't already killed 由 the 吸血鬼 the war ended one thousand years after it started not many humans were left to this present 日 only two of human ancestry are know to be left...