So I was recently digging through some papers I had in one of my drawers and came across some old 24 stuff back from like '06. I was a HUGE member of the 24um and I had found a thread that 粉丝 started called "Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road? Responses characters in the 显示 would have." I have NO idea why i printed it off the computer but I am so happy i did because obviously, it no longer exists.
I decided to share it here with 你 guys because I didn't want it to be 迷失 forever :) Lemme know if any of 你 happened to be one of the people who came up with these answers, 或者 if 你 were a 24umer and remember it!
Why did the Chicken 交叉, 十字架 the Road?
Teri: What do 你 MEAN the chicken crossed the road??
Nina: Relax Teri, just because the chicken crossed the road doesn't mean we can't get him back.
Jamey: I needed the money, the chicken promised me $300,000 if i helped him 交叉, 十字架 the road.
Heller: But if the chicken crossed the road, that means he would be on the OTHER SIDE!
Audrey: Please, Jack, don't hurt the chicken.
Kim: I'm sorry, Dad, I can't give 你 the chicken right now.
Chloe: The chicken probably used a Minkowski Algorithm to calculate the easiest trajectory to 交叉, 十字架 the road.
Jack: Dammit Chloe! Just tell me where the chicken is NOW!
Bill: That chicken has proven it deserves its autonomy!
Submitted 由 user GreenPatriot
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Chloe: Why the hell do we care about a stupid chicken anyway? Can't 你 just let me do my job?
Edgar: Chloe, my mother lives on the other side of that road. I can't let the chicken get there.
Logan: Martha, if i don't let that chicken get to the other side these people are going to start killing off the other farm animals!
Martha: Charles, 你 just don't care what happens to the people on the other side do you? 你 and your stupid farm animals!
Submitted 由 user Palmerfan12
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
The chickens are all running away from the 24 writers....they want to live.
Sumbitted 由 user desslergirl
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Chloe: Fine! I was gonna 交叉, 十字架 the road anyway!
Submitted 由 user jebm24
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Marie Warner: I told it "You think you'll will be 安全 on the other side of that road? 你 won't be"
Andre Drazen: Because the sun went down and the sudden darkness disoriented the chicken
David Palmer: I told that chicken to stay on the other side of the road. Damn it chicken, why are 你 defying me?!
Logan: I have no idea. Mike, why do 你 think he crossed the road?
Aaron Pierce: Why is the chicken on the other side of the road, how did he get there and why was i not informed?
Submitted 由 user ctuSanDiego
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Sherry: David today is either about chickens crossing the road, 或者 winning the primary. It can't be about both.
Submitted 由 user IDreamOfJack
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Kim: Oh my gawd Dad...why do the chickens around 你 always die?!
Submitted 由 user Canada Ctu
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Kim: The chicken crossed the road bec-*Kim gets kidnapped*
Submitted 由 user rundll32
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Shari Rothernburg: I need to get to the other side before the rooster inappropriately touches me.
Submitted 由 user Gatsby
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Meanwhile in the situation room....
Buchanan: Hello, Mr. President. You're on with me, Lynn McGill, Chloe, Edgar, and Audrey Raines. Also Jack Bauer in the room.
Logan: So what have we got guys?
Buchanan: Right now we're tracking a chicken that happens to be our only lead. We just observed the chicken has crossed the road over the live satellite feed.
Logan: Do we know why the chicken crossed the road?
Buchanan: No, not yet. But our best intelligence so far indicates that the chicken's crossing of the road does indeed have something to do with today's events.
Logan: I need 你 to find out why that chicken crossed the road.
Buchanan: We are investigating that right now.
Jack: Give me the chicken suit.
McGill: Chicken suit? Absolutely not! Division protocol strictly forbids us from using the chicken suit during a time of crisis!
Jack: DAMMIT! Let me use the chicken suit!
Buchanan: What do 你 need the chicken suit for Jack?
Jack: I can go undercover. If I put on the chicken suit, I might be able to establish a cover with the chickens down at the chicken coup on the other side of the road.
Buchanan: Alright Jack do it. Edgar I want 你 to maintain constant satellite surveillance on this operation and pull up the schematic for the chicken coop. I want us in constant contact for when Jack "goes chicken."
Submitted 由 user Strawman2K
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Jack: Because it was in flank 2 positions on the other side.
Richard Heller: I don't have too answer that! 你 have no right to ask me that! This is illegal!
Mike Novick: With all due respect, this is a personal matter.
Stephen Saunders: Even if i told you, 你 wouldn't understand.
McGill: What?! You're wasting my time, so i would appreciate it if 你 would stop asking me stupid 问题 and GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE! THANK YOU!!!
Shari Rothenburg: 你 were staring at my boobs while 你 were asking me that question, weren't you?
Submitted 由 user iamnickname
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Nina: Get with the real world Jack-the chicken was paid.
Chloe: Maybe to get to the other side, duh! Now let me scan these connections, I have work to do.
雪莉酒, 雪利酒 Palmer: I know how 你 feel chickey, talk to me. We have common interests here.
Jack: I'm gonna need a fryer.
Submitted 由 user Vesin
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Edgar: Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Chloe: Shut up, Edgar!
Submitted 由 user Almeidafan22
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Jack: WHERE ARE THE S-EGG-TOX CANISTERS?!
Chicken: Cluck?
Jack: 你 DO NOT WANT TO 交叉, 十字架 THAT ROAD WITH ME!
Jack: *pulls out PDA* Chloe, it's Jack. 上传 the schematic of the henhouse, I need to get in!
Submitted 由 user corsilab
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Jack: Why did 你 break it off?!
Audrey: Because the chicken wasn't YOU, Jack
Submitted 由 user GinaT1000
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Jack: Mr. President I believe the chicken is trying to 交叉, 十字架 the road to pass the deadly bird flu virus.
President: Jack, can 你 stop him?
Jack: Yes, Mr. President but i think thats all the information 你 need to know. Chloe, I need 你 to check cell phone records of the chicken and find out who is giving him information...
Chloe: Jack, I'm already on it but 你 aren't going to like what I found...
Jack: Chloe, what is it?!
Chloe: Jack, Audrey has been sleeping with the chicken. The chicken caught the virus from Audrey. I talked to a farmer in Iowa and he remembers them being together.
Jack (interrogating Audrey): DAMN IT AUDREY! Why have 你 been sleeping with the chicken? Why didn't 你 tell me?
Audrey: I wanted to tell you. It started with a little peck on the cheek and one thing led to another. But i broke it off.
Jack: Why did 你 break it off?!
Audrey: Because all i could think of was you....
Submitted 由 user zulran
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Down at the hotel, 雪莉酒, 雪利酒 Palmer has just destroyed the chicken....
Palmer: Why did 你 do it Sherry? It hurts me so much to know i was right.
Sherry: What are 你 talking about David?! It is just a damn chicken get over it! And what do 你 mean 你 were right?
Palmer:*Pulls chicken out of his 衬衫 pocket and gives it CPR as it inflates to its original size*
Sherry: How could 你 David?!
Palmer: Now I'm going down to that press conference and telling them why the chicken really did 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Sherry: Please David! NO! Please! Think of what 你 are doing to your family! Not the chicken David, anything but the chicken!
Bierko: Let us kill the chicken and we will leave all 你 hens alone
Logan: What am i going to do Mike?
Mike: I have some bad news
Logan: What is it Mike?
Mike: The first hen got into the motorcade with the chicken
Logan: What?!
Mike: I'm sooooo sorry sir
Logan: Pray with me, Mike. Pray with me to the all knowing chicken
Mike: Ummmm sir, I'm not a religious man
Logan: Please Mike...
(A few 分钟 later)
Mike: CTU is on the phone for you
Logan: Hello?
Bill: We just found out that there might be a hit on the chickens motorcade we are alerting secret chickens saving society right now
Logan: Oh, good (hangs up) Dammit now Bierko is going to think I told Bill and he is going to 交叉, 十字架 the road and kill all our hens!
Submitted 由 user lizt24
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Henderson: 你 have my word, sir. I'll make sure that the chicken crosses the road before Jack Bauer and Wayne Palmer can get to it. I will not let 你 down, sir.
*Shocking reveal of who Henderson's talking to*
Logan: See that 你 don't.
Submitted 由 user Viking 2002
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Buchanan: Chloe, we don't have time for your chicken disorder!
Submitted 由 user damojo
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Miles: Chloe, why did the chicken cross?
Chloe: Are 你 serious?! If 你 want details, I'll file a report!
Submitted 由 user iwfergie24
I hope 你 enjoyed 阅读 this :)
I decided to share it here with 你 guys because I didn't want it to be 迷失 forever :) Lemme know if any of 你 happened to be one of the people who came up with these answers, 或者 if 你 were a 24umer and remember it!
Why did the Chicken 交叉, 十字架 the Road?
Teri: What do 你 MEAN the chicken crossed the road??
Nina: Relax Teri, just because the chicken crossed the road doesn't mean we can't get him back.
Jamey: I needed the money, the chicken promised me $300,000 if i helped him 交叉, 十字架 the road.
Heller: But if the chicken crossed the road, that means he would be on the OTHER SIDE!
Audrey: Please, Jack, don't hurt the chicken.
Kim: I'm sorry, Dad, I can't give 你 the chicken right now.
Chloe: The chicken probably used a Minkowski Algorithm to calculate the easiest trajectory to 交叉, 十字架 the road.
Jack: Dammit Chloe! Just tell me where the chicken is NOW!
Bill: That chicken has proven it deserves its autonomy!
Submitted 由 user GreenPatriot
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Chloe: Why the hell do we care about a stupid chicken anyway? Can't 你 just let me do my job?
Edgar: Chloe, my mother lives on the other side of that road. I can't let the chicken get there.
Logan: Martha, if i don't let that chicken get to the other side these people are going to start killing off the other farm animals!
Martha: Charles, 你 just don't care what happens to the people on the other side do you? 你 and your stupid farm animals!
Submitted 由 user Palmerfan12
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
The chickens are all running away from the 24 writers....they want to live.
Sumbitted 由 user desslergirl
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Chloe: Fine! I was gonna 交叉, 十字架 the road anyway!
Submitted 由 user jebm24
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Marie Warner: I told it "You think you'll will be 安全 on the other side of that road? 你 won't be"
Andre Drazen: Because the sun went down and the sudden darkness disoriented the chicken
David Palmer: I told that chicken to stay on the other side of the road. Damn it chicken, why are 你 defying me?!
Logan: I have no idea. Mike, why do 你 think he crossed the road?
Aaron Pierce: Why is the chicken on the other side of the road, how did he get there and why was i not informed?
Submitted 由 user ctuSanDiego
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Sherry: David today is either about chickens crossing the road, 或者 winning the primary. It can't be about both.
Submitted 由 user IDreamOfJack
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Kim: Oh my gawd Dad...why do the chickens around 你 always die?!
Submitted 由 user Canada Ctu
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Kim: The chicken crossed the road bec-*Kim gets kidnapped*
Submitted 由 user rundll32
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Shari Rothernburg: I need to get to the other side before the rooster inappropriately touches me.
Submitted 由 user Gatsby
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Meanwhile in the situation room....
Buchanan: Hello, Mr. President. You're on with me, Lynn McGill, Chloe, Edgar, and Audrey Raines. Also Jack Bauer in the room.
Logan: So what have we got guys?
Buchanan: Right now we're tracking a chicken that happens to be our only lead. We just observed the chicken has crossed the road over the live satellite feed.
Logan: Do we know why the chicken crossed the road?
Buchanan: No, not yet. But our best intelligence so far indicates that the chicken's crossing of the road does indeed have something to do with today's events.
Logan: I need 你 to find out why that chicken crossed the road.
Buchanan: We are investigating that right now.
Jack: Give me the chicken suit.
McGill: Chicken suit? Absolutely not! Division protocol strictly forbids us from using the chicken suit during a time of crisis!
Jack: DAMMIT! Let me use the chicken suit!
Buchanan: What do 你 need the chicken suit for Jack?
Jack: I can go undercover. If I put on the chicken suit, I might be able to establish a cover with the chickens down at the chicken coup on the other side of the road.
Buchanan: Alright Jack do it. Edgar I want 你 to maintain constant satellite surveillance on this operation and pull up the schematic for the chicken coop. I want us in constant contact for when Jack "goes chicken."
Submitted 由 user Strawman2K
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Jack: Because it was in flank 2 positions on the other side.
Richard Heller: I don't have too answer that! 你 have no right to ask me that! This is illegal!
Mike Novick: With all due respect, this is a personal matter.
Stephen Saunders: Even if i told you, 你 wouldn't understand.
McGill: What?! You're wasting my time, so i would appreciate it if 你 would stop asking me stupid 问题 and GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE! THANK YOU!!!
Shari Rothenburg: 你 were staring at my boobs while 你 were asking me that question, weren't you?
Submitted 由 user iamnickname
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Nina: Get with the real world Jack-the chicken was paid.
Chloe: Maybe to get to the other side, duh! Now let me scan these connections, I have work to do.
雪莉酒, 雪利酒 Palmer: I know how 你 feel chickey, talk to me. We have common interests here.
Jack: I'm gonna need a fryer.
Submitted 由 user Vesin
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Edgar: Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Chloe: Shut up, Edgar!
Submitted 由 user Almeidafan22
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Jack: WHERE ARE THE S-EGG-TOX CANISTERS?!
Chicken: Cluck?
Jack: 你 DO NOT WANT TO 交叉, 十字架 THAT ROAD WITH ME!
Jack: *pulls out PDA* Chloe, it's Jack. 上传 the schematic of the henhouse, I need to get in!
Submitted 由 user corsilab
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Jack: Why did 你 break it off?!
Audrey: Because the chicken wasn't YOU, Jack
Submitted 由 user GinaT1000
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Jack: Mr. President I believe the chicken is trying to 交叉, 十字架 the road to pass the deadly bird flu virus.
President: Jack, can 你 stop him?
Jack: Yes, Mr. President but i think thats all the information 你 need to know. Chloe, I need 你 to check cell phone records of the chicken and find out who is giving him information...
Chloe: Jack, I'm already on it but 你 aren't going to like what I found...
Jack: Chloe, what is it?!
Chloe: Jack, Audrey has been sleeping with the chicken. The chicken caught the virus from Audrey. I talked to a farmer in Iowa and he remembers them being together.
Jack (interrogating Audrey): DAMN IT AUDREY! Why have 你 been sleeping with the chicken? Why didn't 你 tell me?
Audrey: I wanted to tell you. It started with a little peck on the cheek and one thing led to another. But i broke it off.
Jack: Why did 你 break it off?!
Audrey: Because all i could think of was you....
Submitted 由 user zulran
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Down at the hotel, 雪莉酒, 雪利酒 Palmer has just destroyed the chicken....
Palmer: Why did 你 do it Sherry? It hurts me so much to know i was right.
Sherry: What are 你 talking about David?! It is just a damn chicken get over it! And what do 你 mean 你 were right?
Palmer:*Pulls chicken out of his 衬衫 pocket and gives it CPR as it inflates to its original size*
Sherry: How could 你 David?!
Palmer: Now I'm going down to that press conference and telling them why the chicken really did 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Sherry: Please David! NO! Please! Think of what 你 are doing to your family! Not the chicken David, anything but the chicken!
Bierko: Let us kill the chicken and we will leave all 你 hens alone
Logan: What am i going to do Mike?
Mike: I have some bad news
Logan: What is it Mike?
Mike: The first hen got into the motorcade with the chicken
Logan: What?!
Mike: I'm sooooo sorry sir
Logan: Pray with me, Mike. Pray with me to the all knowing chicken
Mike: Ummmm sir, I'm not a religious man
Logan: Please Mike...
(A few 分钟 later)
Mike: CTU is on the phone for you
Logan: Hello?
Bill: We just found out that there might be a hit on the chickens motorcade we are alerting secret chickens saving society right now
Logan: Oh, good (hangs up) Dammit now Bierko is going to think I told Bill and he is going to 交叉, 十字架 the road and kill all our hens!
Submitted 由 user lizt24
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Henderson: 你 have my word, sir. I'll make sure that the chicken crosses the road before Jack Bauer and Wayne Palmer can get to it. I will not let 你 down, sir.
*Shocking reveal of who Henderson's talking to*
Logan: See that 你 don't.
Submitted 由 user Viking 2002
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Buchanan: Chloe, we don't have time for your chicken disorder!
Submitted 由 user damojo
Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
Miles: Chloe, why did the chicken cross?
Chloe: Are 你 serious?! If 你 want details, I'll file a report!
Submitted 由 user iwfergie24
I hope 你 enjoyed 阅读 this :)